This is cruel but I laughed.

No wonder the Amish think the outside world is full of a$$h0les.

They're amish, they're not actually from the 1800s. They still have access to print newspapers.

She's visibly uncomfortable. She just wants him to leave her alone

She knew he was full of shit

Imagine if he showed her an AI video of it actually happening

Should've told something more believable

She clearly didn’t believe him and was just afraid of getting raped.

She’s confused but also into him at the same time.

Her reaction like

Well if she chooses not to read news and is too retarded to notice others arent panicking, its on her. Kinda looks like she was only annoyed though