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This is deeply moving, especially when Wayne the Special Effects Coordinator for the Midlands Chapter of the Nonce Bonnets, repositions the smoke flare. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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DavyCrockettsHat21 days ago

You see, this is what killed off the golden days of dogging.... Gangs of blokes hanging around country parks in the dark, wearing ballys, all desperate for a glimpse of vag, but getting fuck all apart from a pint in Spoons and a mixed kebab on the way home. Ruined it..

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The Rev. Anton Mittens ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸŽ“21 days ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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The Receipts UK โ™ฟ21 days ago

I don't even know what to say. I'm at an absolute loss. I will bet that 95% of the men there only say God in the context of "God you're such a fucking bitch" just before hitting a woman.

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Gazi khan21 days ago

Precipice of great sacrifice ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ who does he think he is Oliver Cromwell the dirty scumbag.

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kerry โœŠ๐Ÿ’™Dont let Farage kill our NHS21 days ago

Speechless, that was so moving. I think I may shed a tear for the plastic patriots ๐Ÿฅฒ Churches must be overflowing on Sundays now with all these newly converted, right ๐Ÿค”

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ElyzabethSB21 days ago

The dimwited hooded thug said "Heavenly Father" as if he's a churchgoer. Local rodents probably attend church with greater frequency than all of them put together. "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheepโ€™s clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves." - Matthew 7:15

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Real Mr M โ˜ฃ๏ธ21 days ago

You need a decent smoke screen when you're out with your mates pretending to be Christian while dressed as a hit squad.

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faith dixon #smokefleet#TheBadActors21 days ago

Praying to Jesus to bless them to go after immigrants.. make it make sense

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Enoch Root21 days ago

Praise Noncebus!...

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Charlie21 days ago

Well, if ever there was a generic word salad of a โ€œPrayerโ€ potato mashed with some generic nationalist pride bollocks spunked out by some AI engine โ€ฆ you just heard it in this vid ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ The way they shout Amen tells me these reprobates have never been in a church in their puff.

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Mark Robson21 days ago

โ€œbow ya heads ladsโ€ ๐Ÿฅด โ€ฆgenuinely, what is the great sacrifice after a big โ€œAmenโ€? Do they just go home and make flags

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llamachops ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’› ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ21 days ago

itโ€™s #NonceOClock again ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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The Rev. Anton Mittens ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸŽ“21 days ago

I think we should create a feature Nonce the Nine O'Clock News... Every night 9pm 'What have the Nonce Bonnets done today'. ๐Ÿ˜‚

llamachops ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’› ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ's profile picture
llamachops ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’› ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ21 days ago

we could have a โ€˜Nonce Offโ€™ like old school joustingโ€ฆ Every Hour is NonceOClock with their flagship News Program, โ€˜Nonce Senseโ€™ Nonce Factor with Suella Cowell Nonce Watch in a forest somewhere trying to eat with a balaclava on. do you want me to go on?!?!?!

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Sheron Boyle Media21 days ago

Bless him, heโ€™s obv put his prayer thru AI. He can barely read the long words ๐Ÿ™„

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Bones21 days ago

That was genuinely funny, was it meant to be?

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The Rev. Anton Mittens ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸŽ“21 days ago

Well I laughed.

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Adrian W21 days ago

What's with all the prayers and God bothering from this bunch..nearest most have been to a church is to nick the lead. .

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oor willireallyam21 days ago

Hate to break it to the speech writer, but the vast majority of those Nonce Bonnets, wonโ€™t understand words like fortitudeโ€ฆ they now think theyโ€™re moving into a Fort. ๐Ÿซช๐Ÿคฏ

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Ian Baskerville21 days ago

Ridley Scott isn't going to be giving Wayne a call any time soon is he.

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Elizabeth of Orange21 days ago

how does god know who you are in your masks? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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The Rev. Anton Mittens ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸŽ“21 days ago

God knows. ๐Ÿคฃ

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Unsilent Minority21 days ago

What sort of mental cases think this is is material that should be shared and they won't get ridiculed for it?

Ian Stanway ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's profile picture
Ian Stanway ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ21 days ago

I guarantee that outside this video, not one of those turds prays

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Daniel York Loh21 days ago

These people are fucking mad ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Bruce Hunter21 days ago

What a fucking useless cunt "Wayne" is

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i_will_think_of_one21 days ago

Thay have all had to move back into their mums house after the divorce.

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Charlie21 days ago

โ€œGive us the wisdom of discern for the right stepsโ€ฆโ€ Iโ€™d like to thank AI for being illiterate and writing my speech that Iโ€™m not literate enough to know was wrong.

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J.D.Perry21 days ago

These dorks are so freaking cringe, it's just embarrassing.

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arf21 days ago

Reminds me of- The Judean Peoples Front ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Sean E21 days ago

Was in floods til 'Wayne' ruined it

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The Rev. Anton Mittens ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸŽ“21 days ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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JazzFanny21 days ago

WTF are they on about??? What โ€˜Sacrificeโ€™ What โ€˜Heavy Costโ€™ Fucking slabhead lunatics in #NonceBonnets ๐Ÿฅท ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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The Rev. Anton Mittens ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸŽ“21 days ago

They have no clue what they are on about.

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Matt D ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง21 days ago

Why they hiding their faces? What are they scared of?

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Ineluctable Chris21 days ago

Bunch of weirdos.

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biscuitpolitics21 days ago

@hewitson10 Nice Arabic word used in Islam at the end there. Nice one boys. Serious Close Encounters of the Third Kind vibes too. The rest of it couldnโ€™t quite make out the consonants and vowels. Rather muffled. Was it English?

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Chaotic Harley ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿค21 days ago

What did I just watch ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ Lord Of the caravan @ Fircombe Hallโ„ข's profile picture
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ Lord Of the caravan @ Fircombe Hallโ„ข21 days ago

FFS

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Fresh Green 7921 days ago

The Klueless Kunts Klan

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