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This is dumb. No I will not elaborate.

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Mark Cocjin2 years ago

This is advanced tactics. That ratchet thingy that he was jacking restricts blood flow to the scrotum. This heightens performance but prevents ejaculation, thereby causing this pent-up rage to be diverted towards your target.

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Anon2 years ago

He already has tampons out of the package to pack any wounds too. He's just lucky it wasn't a .22, as they tend to bounce around in the femoral artery instead of passing through. A .45 would have dropped the bad guy in 1 shot before he had a chance to shoot. Did I miss any?

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Noredlac2 years ago

Army tested having tourniquets implemented into uniforms like that and everyone hated them

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🔫/k/uadcities2 years ago

I'd be pissed if I shot a guy and then watch what looks like him cranking on his weiner.

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(fabulous jars sold separately)2 years ago

Now make one for the neck.

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Brock Lennox 😡😁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 american flag2 years ago

That snowboard binging will NOT stop a bleed

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Tom2 years ago

He’s not just regular dead, he’s totally dead.

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spook_cat2 years ago

Imma be honest. And I’m going to get hate for it: I like this idea. Half y’all already run a thigh strap. Why not make it functional other than just holding your holster to your thigh?

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Shelnutt2 years ago

So he misses his shots and the leg goes limp… Then what? You don’t have to elaborate, I know what it’s like to have useless legs.

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Smallpox2 years ago

but i want you to elaborate :(((((

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Fückin Nutjob2 years ago

Home boy had to hit that ass cheek tightener before peeling off lol

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Colby Louque2 years ago

The good idea fairy strikes again…

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Doug2 years ago

But the movies said...

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Salty Medic2 years ago

Can confirm, is the stupid

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ZorritoBlanco25802 years ago

I guess the video cuts out before be busts out the tampons.

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DarkWeasel2 years ago

"Hold up one sec. Gotta play with my junk a bit, then we can go again."

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Modly2 years ago

I have so many questions.

John O’Síocháin, Esq. 🇻🇦🇺🇸⚓️⚖️'s profile picture
John O’Síocháin, Esq. 🇻🇦🇺🇸⚓️⚖️2 years ago

Yeah cuz if someone decided to fire at police, they’re only taking one shot.

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MATTHEW PAGE2 years ago

Spokane Valley...makes sense in Soviet Washington...

𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔐𝔯's profile picture
𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔐𝔯2 years ago

The need to teach decision making as to when to run to "cover" "helpful concealment" or when to "close the gap" Home boy was already too far in to just "turn 'n burn" Quick...take your eyes off OPFOR to run for cover as he shoots you IN THE BACK!

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The Rational Anarchist2 years ago

You'd be better off to train yourself to charge an ambush at that close a range. That goofy long retreat would likely have gotten him killed.

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3gunGorilla2 years ago

Why would you show us this? We trusted you.

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☘️🍻🇺🇲THE Raging Bull🔥2 years ago

It's survival. What hard to understand?

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Mauser(NOT THE COMPANY)2 years ago

No need to.

𝕰𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖍 𝕰𝖑𝖎𝖏𝖆𝖍 ✟🇺🇸🇩🇪🏴‍☠️✠🤍's profile picture
𝕰𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖍 𝕰𝖑𝖎𝖏𝖆𝖍 ✟🇺🇸🇩🇪🏴‍☠️✠🤍2 years ago

a...tourniquet....bdsm...harness?

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Scare Crow2 years ago

That old saying- "if you shoot at the king, you best not miss" same goes for cops lol

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Drunk Liberty🍺2 years ago

It's a good idea in theory.

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