This is hilarious because it's true! 😂

Absolute blasphemy

I have to buy new shorts.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The real test for whether you’re gay is if you listen to this at all.

The old NBA would like a word with you

First of all, they are called ranger panties, and secondly, how dare you.

Dammit.

😂😂😂

yeah sure

Magnum says hi.

They can have the rainbow or Tom Selleck’s wardrobe, but they can’t have both.

Shoot. And here I thought I was a raging heterosexual. But based upon the inseam of my shorts apparently I'm not. How do I break this news to my girlfriend of 10 years? And damn! If we break up god forbid she doesn't return to me my Barry Manilow record collection🤣

The real way you know you're gay is if your perception on what is and isn't gay is based off what some gay dudes on TikTok say. Women love quads. Iykyk.

Wrong on rednecks. I live in redneck territory, they NEVER wear their pants or shorts like that. If they have on shorts they are cut off jeans just above the knee

😂😂 Maybe if you don’t have any quads to show off. 🙄

CAAAAAAAP. 5” inseams and CONFIDENTLY a straight man. If you don’t see my quads what’s the point of wearing shorts at all??? 🤷🏼‍♂️ in fact I’m trying to make Speedos cool one summer at a time. lol I have receipts.

God damn it I just found out I’m super gay until I can go shopping for shorts

My husband doesn’t agree. I didn’t make the rules tho

Helpful.. dudes, ensure your shorts have at least a 9” inseam.. you are welcome…

I grew up in the short shorts era, mid-60s, so I kind of favor mid-thigh!

When it's hot out, wear shorts.

As a woman, I prefer 7” shorts, 5-7” for swim. Hate the 9”. We like a bit of leg and should not be denied.

Yeah nah

It was the’80’s 🤣

It's not gay if you do it for less restrictions on leg movement!

I’ll never use shorts again

Sure. And a rainbow is gay too...

80’s basketball will never be the same

You mean Larry Byrd, Magic Johnson, and the rest of the NBA players in the 80’s were gay? Seriously?

I’m a woman and I love seeing my husband’s quads in shorts. Those shorts aren’t gay, they’re cougar bait.

Exceptions for Marines and Soldiers. Well, most of them.

Definition of shorts says above the knee. Capri's are below the knee above the ankle. Wear your gay capri's all you want I'll continue to wear shorts.

We can tell by your voice. No shorts needed.

If you’re reading this, I’m sorry but you’re gay. Hopefully your dad does not take the news well. If he does then he’s gay too and that would help to explain your gayness.

That is hilarious and it’s so true

And only women should wear jean shorts