This is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

Why have I never seen a baby pigeon?

Truth!

LOL, it sure is!

"The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese."

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Too funny 😂

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Who is this guy? Loved to see more of his videos 😂😂

And here it is. Alan Russell heard it all the way back from Lake Powell and it kept them all alive. The sound of the FEAR of silence. For that is what I am. The FEAR it will all go quiet. So I will ask questions to make your head hurt and make you hate me if it keeps you making noises all my little Beans.

I have those same questions.

<<Certain people's>> towels get dirty when they get out of the shower. Start exfoliating.

🤣😂🤣 "What do you call the spaces in between the teeth on a comb?"

Trust me: baby pigeons are mean and ugly af!

Excellent questions.

Baby pigeon!😂😂😂

He got me with the light in the fridge

why do we park in a driveway, and drive in a parkway?

Mmmm Hmmm

Hilarious.

Conversations stoners have. 💯

lol

You know you wanted this: If the early bird gets the worm, then why do good things come to those who wait? If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? Why have I never seen a baby pigeon? If you describe something as indescribable, then haven't you just described it? If I get out of the shower clean, then how does the towel get dirty? How does a sponge hold water if it's full of holes? Why is it called a building if it's already built? Why does quicksand work so slowly? If you're not supposed to eat at night, then why is there a light in the fridge? Why are they called apartments if they're all stuck together? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why is it called shipping when it goes by truck but cargo when it goes by ship? The fork you use at your favorite restaurant has been inside of a thousand different mouths.

That's what it's like having a conversation with me these days