This is how I will draft you. Be scared

I’m not mentally ill anymore I can serve 🙇‍♀️

How to prevent Miko from drafting you

Somebody take auntie home

Mmm you can drill me all day.

"Why is Miko recruiting for ice again?"

So damn adorable. Shame I am medically exempt from serving (and not living in the U.S.A. anyways).

🤦‍♂️ She wish she looks like you! 🙄 It's not tue same as Mabtis. Yes, you look alike after the makeup and protesis. But you are beautiful & healthier, both inside and out. So, no. She wish she looks like you. ☕️😉👍⚘️⚘️⚘️^8^8^8

Chin is wasaayy too pointy.

Less scared and more aroused.... Woops

metal gear starting coda ad?

back to your thot ways i see

Not sure i would join, but i sure would fight for You if someone dared to say that You are not cute and funny as hell 🥰

They aren’t military standard issue hot pants?!

I suppose I could reenlist in the Sassy Leg Infantry.

(We are here)

GYYYAAAAT

Sign me up ma'am!

Now I know what tomboy is...

Did you see the clip of the Marines recruitment speech that was a total rip off of Helldivers 2? I feel like it was AI but could also believe they’d do it IRL

Oh noooooo that would be terrible

Professional goof troop 💪

You're going to have to try harder... 😐