This is how I will homeschool my 15 kids

You will never procreate

I’m sure one took a spear to the head, they forgot to fall over 😂

15 kids turtling behind shields vs 1 land mine: place your bets

Roman statue pfps are chemically and psychically unable to procreate, a fact I thank multiple gods for daily

cool what will do it against a moving car?

Homeschooling something that became useless a few millennia ago is almost *too* on the nose.

I love the idea of putting the first graders up front. Let the weak ones be cannon fodder to protect the strong fifth graders.

Like you'll ever have kids, lol.

I dunno man, maybe you should teach 'em to read or something?