this is how infra engineers sound to front end devs

@UK_Daniel_Card Certs…. It’s always fucking certs…..

I have a highly technical engineer job and my wife will ask me cursory questions over the years then started making suggestions as if she understood any of it.

bro’s spinning up a 25 node cluster on prem? aint no backwater data shop got that kinda hardware just lying around. he’s gotta know there’s gonna be gateway bottlenecks and dont get me started on the failover capabilities.

Node

FIFTEEN WORKER NODE

We're gonna have to cluster up and fed ramp the on premium site with that many worker nodes

Prem* damn autocorrect

Not the FedRAMP lol

The guy works for nutanix 🧐 25 more nodes for 2 TB of data. 😂

This made more sense to me than I expected it to

BF better lock this down. This is a dime boys!

why isn’t he married to her yet?

Left out DNS and sufficient bandwidth for the backhauls. Also forgot the face her boyfriend probably makes when told “we don’t have the budget for that, make it work on $2.”

this is what it feel like when comp sci/mechanic/engineer goobahs say anything abt their work/school

It was all fun and games until she said certs.

Security would like to have a word with you on how you are handling the cert for certs

When a PM reports the minutes.

As an infrastructure engineer, I could understand the whole phone call with just her snippets.

She's not wrong. Make her IT director

Oh shit! Don't share the amount of worker notes on the internet! Now your husband will get hacked 😭

Cloud Engineer here, this is accurate. Cluster, Nodes, VMs, certs, DNS, EC2, VPN, VPC, S3, EKS, EBS, Private Link, NAT Gateway, ELB, ALB… Also fuck those certs. It’s always certs lol

Writing software is not engineering

No, the extra nodes getting you to 5 terabytes of data INCLUDES observability; it’s part of the next service tier

I don’t get what’s funny? The whole thing makes perfect sense. 🤣 (retired 40-year infra sales veteran)

How I feel when I am on calls with @0xdefiturtle and @buzzdefi0x

She’s a baddie let her live

I node what he's talking about.

This is actually partially nonsense. Yah, I am an infra engineer.

Instruction unclear. I just spun up a new Data Center with no power or water agreements with the local muni.

Oh, stewardess! I speak jive!

This is hilarious

Made up job

Just fell in love

I am now a solutions architect.

I don’t think 26 more nodes is going to cut it.

Did she just tell China's the US Fed Govs architecture? 😨

It always amazes me how vast the tech spectrum is. As a full stack dev and someone who has done system admin work for the majority of my career, I have never spun up clusters or nodes. It’s just crazy to learn what you don’t know!

is he really an engineer if he's not screaming something about DNS being broken?