This is how you bail from a cruise ship in an emergency 😳

Nice music selection. I was waiting for a sea monster to swallow the ship.

"Quick, everyone get into the sphincter."

And you have to ride the "rectum to safety"

I bet Jack still wouldn’t of been able to fit

No problem getting 5000 plus passengers off the ship before it lists too much. Half the passengers would probably get stuck in the tube because they are too fat.

Go down the butthole slide into the orange nightmare crammed in with everyone else. I didnt think anything could sound worse than a cruise but this is it.

I think I will die from being claustrophobic before actually dying from drowning

If that blow up thing starts taking on water, every single person in will drown in a large vinyl bag.

Okay, everybody into the emergency bounce house!

It will take about two weeks to get a dozen octogenarians down

Well, looks nice, let's just hope if the ship does go down, it does so in calm waters. Cause if it's in rough seas, this thing is going to be all over the place!

Scare the crap out of us with the music, why don't you!?

Most people on cruises ain’t fitting thru that there chute.

⭐️- - - - Not much in the way of amenities.

Nice. Now do this at 0200 am and 5 Beaufort at 2°C with the classic aged people who participate in leisure cruises.

"...get in the plastic-asshole or you´re going down with the ship, Sir!

As long as it comes with a floating bar...

You have no idea.. Its a lot worse lol. Imaging Titanic, add huuuge waves and then trying to get into a blow-up life raft that looks nothing like that. Lets just say I tried it in a swimming pool and 95% of all peps who have zero upper body strength would not make it.

I understand making the outside red. Why not make the inside white. It would be stressful to have to stay in the red light for long..

Meanwhile, the music:

This cruise ship bailout slide looks like a giant bum chute – no thanks, I'll take the lifeboat!

Like o see how well this goes in 6 metre wave sand 50 knots of wind

Wait, so everyone goes down the intestine tube like a bunch of turds into a big orange bag? Is there only 1 orange bag for the whole ship? Are there toilets and fresh water in the orange bag? What happens when the bag is full, does it sink or float? 😳

It depends on whether you are a Guest or a Crewmember. Guests would typically get lifeboats unless there was damage or a severe list that would prevent their deployment; then they would have to slide into the life rafts. Which, by the way, hurts unless you have protection on your arms and ankles.

I want one of those lifeboats that flies through the air from 40 meters up.

It's really interesting bro

Slide down into a raft, that when it's empty, is like the backrooms!

Would rather drown than get into that claustrophobic thing

This will easily get destroyed at the heat of struggles to get into it

i think jumping off the cruise ship sounds more fun than going down those slides 😹😹

Shit soundtrack, Never watch when it is this or the dumb laughing thing either, too irritating.

I’ve never been on a cruise ship. There’s nothing about them that I find compelling.

Got a better idea. Don’t get on the floating Petri dish in the first place

here you go. @grok is it real?

Still won't be enough room for Jack.