This is insane

Maybe it really was the dog

A guy sent you flowers with a joke card trying to get another date. Maybe a different girl would be flattered. It’s hard for guys to read signals. Are you looking for a grand gesture? If it was a rom-com you’d all be weepy about Mr Romance.

Send him my way. He sounds amazing.

this could be taken two different ways. The guy is creepy. Or.... The guy actually went the extra mile to try to make the woman smile. I'd be the second guy. Not trying to be creepy. Just trying to put a smile on your face.

It's over the top for sure but also sweet and sadly wasted on modern women.

Trade your dog in for 6 cats and be done with it already.

She gives women a bad name. Your address/dogs are online. Not hard to find. She went on 2 dates, so he believes she was interested. So, he took initiative because he was interested prior to this shitty video posted online for likes. He will find a better woman to make happy.

Bro escaped. Prayers. Cut your losses and take your dogs for a walk my man. Count your blessings. Keep up the good fight.

She was in it for the free food. Not for actual romance.

30 years ago we would call this romance.