“This is JB Pritzker, reporting from war-torn Chicago. It’s quite disturbing. The Milwaukee Brewers have come in to attack our Chicago Cubs. We’ve seen people being forced to eat hot dogs with ketchup on them.” THIS is how you do it.

Gov. Pritzker continues: “And our deep dish pizza—well, has gone shallow. So, it’s a challenge to survive here in the city of Chicago, but there’s no hellscape I’d rather be in.” Sometimes, there is nothing better than calling their absurdity & mocking the heck out of them.

As a Chicagoan, with friends & family still there, let me tell you—there is no reason for what the federal government is doing. It’s another attempt to divide a city & create fear & Chicagoans will not tolerate this & TY Mayor Johnson & Gov. Pritzker for stellar leadership. /END

“They’re eating the (hot) dogs, they are eating the brats”

Rumors are that tens of thousands will bravely run 26.2 miles through the wartorn hellscape this Sunday

Gov. Pritzker's sharp wit and unyielding defense of Chicago remind us why strong leaders like him are the antidote to fearmongering, keep owning the narrative!

Yeah JB has it rolling with response in CHI - wish Tina Kotek of Oregon would be more visible like Newsom. re the "years long fires" and "war zone" that is Portland.

This was great. The really pathetic part is all the MAGAs I've seen here who don't understand that @GovPritzker wearing the bullet proof vest was actually part of the gag. That part is just flying way over many of their heads. 🙄

This is not funny you fool. We have child predators running around here. It makes me very uncomfortable Pritzker is not taking this seriously.

Exactly. Make a mockery of the Trump Administration's fictional narratives of crises in these cities. Newsom, Prtizker and the Portland Frog are gonna help save our Republic!

I love Governor Pritzker a little more each day.

Chicago is a great city. Trump needs to stay out and take his trash hotel with him.

Hopefully, the vest helps. Maybe give them out to residence so they don’t die from being shot.

Now do your report from Englewood or Washington Park, pussy.

Where’s the defense line?

They're eating the dogs, they're eating the catsup!

You guys keep up the resistance in Chicago. America prays for your safety, and laughs at the scared pathetic ice morons.

You think walking on lower wacker for 20 ft. and talking about hot dogs is enough of an an excuse to ignore the undeniable problems within a city? You are all nuts.

You have to take a break here and there to laugh at the farfetched yet dangerous statements coming out of White House. Thank you for a little comic relief.

@GovPritzker & his vest talking about the Cubs & deep dish pizza took me out😂 He really is fantastic. Every day he has evoked the seriousness of the moment but the humor absolutely works from “war torn Chicago”.👏🏼 Bravo Pritzker—This is what standing up for DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!

LOVE IT! This is the RIGHT messaging. Facetious Brit HUMOR WILL DESTROY Hate/Hying/Stupidity MAKE M A G A Uncomfortably Dumb

@girlpowertbh Trump’s only war zone is the fake war zone in his head. Trump is creating false riots so he can legally send the National Guard to major cities and systematically take over America with Federal law enforcement. But it’s not legal as there are no out-of-control riots.

The rich and privileged laugh and mock while the poor and suffering are thankful. Sad commentary. Great work for those without a voice, @POTUS …

May your deep dish pizza never go shallow!

@beachlifelinda1 My husband from Ohio puts ketchup on his hotdog. I have to look away.

Brilliant of Pritzker and Jimmy!💪🌈💞🕊️🤓

Ignoring the truth is how they do it, but is it moral?

If Chicago is safe then why does he have on a military vest? Case closed.

Laugh about this? You’re mocking people killed. Five died, 25 more wounded, ages 16 to 62 — real human lives. You sit there smirking, making jokes — your moral compass must be broken. When your ideology demands you treat death like a punchline, you’ve lost your humanity.