This is literally just how he functions

I refuse to believe he's not just hamming it up. I know he's still an idiot. But there is no fucking way shit like this isn't a bit.

Nah he has got to trolling

Only DSP would refuse to do the most obvious thing to solve his problem, and use a fork like every other normal person does.

This guy votes. Just thought everyone needed to be reminded of that after the third time he lost his noodles.

Depending on the day, I'm either thinking "there's no way DSP is GENUINELY that stupid" or "oh my God, DSP genuinely IS that stupid", it's incredible. He's either the greatest mater baiter the internet has ever seen, or the greatest moron, no in-between.

How he has not burned his house down is a miracle.

why the fuck is he using a spoon

I actually cannot believe this. I feel like I'M insane and just hallucinated this.

I use a spoon. You just cut it against the inside of the cup. Its a soup. You use a spoon for soup. Im not gonna eat the noodles and drink the broth. I eat both at the same time.

I still remember a video of about an hour long, not only explaining how this dumbass definitely cheated in demon's souls but how he lost at twice more than 10 hours of grinding.

How hasn't he died?

If you're going to pull up old shit to prove he's a fucking moron, you can always fall back on his unboxing video where it's just 10 minutes of him bitching about the fire alarm and he completely forgets to even open the game.

How the fuck does he even get out of bed in the morning?

I feel better about myself suddenly.

I wonder how he still alive, a person that tries to eat a cup of noodles with a spoon just to realize that he needs a fork to eat has regressed mentally as a human. It almost feels like a caveman trying to discover if the fruit that he's about to eat is poisonous.

Boi

The fact that he can setup an OBS to stream is a miracle.

How is he alive

“It’s so hard because they all pull away from you” Gotta be a bit

Did you see his very recent retcon/reasoning for this? He thought it would be Campbell's soup...

Why the fuck would you do this to me, man? This is hard as shit to watch.

I think that he certainly thinks he’s in on the joke. But he really is just that stupid.

Omg… he’s actually just retarded… it’s almost endearing in a pathetic way.

It's literally come with fork wth does he still choose spoon???

In his defence a spork is the supreme way.

If anything, this video convinces me that he's just pretending to be retarded.

This all has to be a bit right

Dude's got the Soylent wrist too. 😂

Either a gooner or a spooner, never both.

This man is a unique breed of human...

The really sad part is you can totally do that if you break the noodles up when they're still dry. It takes like 30 seconds.

Really one of a kind...

Genuinely believe me might just have to kill him at this point