THIS IS MY DREAM

I don’t think it’s wise to cook on a rock that you pulled out of the ground. You have no idea how much moisture is inside the rock and it could very well explode when heated.

My dream is cooking indoors. My nightmare is cooking on a rock.

That rock better not be wet or you’re about to have a very explosive dinner

Seriously, do not do this. Look up "campfire exploding rocks" to find out why.

My one rule is that this butter does not go directly on the stone

Do not cook on rocks like this, there is MILLIONS of mixed minerals and metals that can be lethal, I learned this years ago splitting gold from rock, fumes are violently dangerous

The way the bone came out easily, you just know the meat is well cooked Truly, you dont need everything to be happy.

Are we sure this isn’t an ad for that tent ?

It’s your dream to be a self-obsessed capitalist slave shooting drone shots of yourself laying in a mass produced inflatable tent pretending to be anything you’re not?

Stupid performative shit

Or you could just take a portable friggin’ Weber and save half a day and a lot of trouble……jesus.

DO NOT DO THIS AND USE WET STONES! IT WILL BLOW UP.

To cook food? Good news. You can do that right now in your kitchen. Enjoy!

This, and a huge sign that says "leave me the fuck alone"

How all horror movies begin…expectation vs reality…

This is also why everyone up until 15 minutes ago had no teeth by 20.

just make sure you ain’t sleep with your two eyes completely shut. gotta watch out for them lions & hyenas.

Sure, you can fry it on a rock like that — if it doesn’t crack from the temperature shock, of course. Makes a nice video. But better NOT eat that shit afterwards…

Good way to get rock shards embedded in your face.

As you prepare your steak at the lake beautiful views, trees bristling in the wind ever so gently. You hear a crack then turn your head and watch your loved ones run an scream in shock and horor as the rock esplanades and shoots shrapnel flaming hot rocks with light seasoning

WTF? lol just being a ceramic filter.

And all that just to cook one lousy steak??

Sorry but my dream has tits in it. Not eating a shitty steak in a van down by the river.

Kept that meat in his cooler?

Never pitch a tent on a river's floodplain - especially in a mountainous landscape, trapped water in rocks can flash boil and shatter the rock, the lack of fireproof shield around the chimney says that this video is A.I slop.

bro cooking dinosaur meat

Heating a river rock?

Looks delicious 😋

Carcinogens in meat, how to avoid them...

Good lord when that bone marrow slid out

Let me guess, you live in the city & glamping is the closest you've gotten to "roughing it". No survival skills, no knowledge of nature or even basic physics. Do first responders a favor & stay home, it's your kind that always needs to be life flighted for trying to pet a bison.

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