This is my idea of Hell on Earth…

CrossFit and American Christianity probably the two worst things to ever cross paths

If the fear of Yahweh is the beginning of wisdom, then what is its end? Cut through the abundant nonsense, empty platitudes, and conventional musings of the world and get straight to the heart of what it means to be wise.

This is happening because ppl are super desperate to feel like they belong to a group, any group, that they can physically be part of, after school ended they all lost that feeling of being part of a group every day.

Not my cup of tea, but if people need this instead of other forms of addiction…go for it. Also, gym church, you should pay taxes on this income.

And people wonder why American Evangelicals believe in a plastic version of Christianity that is an inch wide and an inch deep. Embarrassing.

Not a single person is working out

"Speaking in tongues while screaming during a deadlift is my normal thing please stop trying to Christshame me"

I guess the lord wants these folks to stay out of shape. 🤣✝️

I bet a satanic gym kicks so much ass.

The gods that we've made are exactly the gods you'd expect to be made, by a species that's about half a chromosome away from being chimpanzee -Christopher Hitchens

this is weak shit compared to the James River Church