This is pure gold 😬🤣🤣

Click bait garbage

Seems a bit much for wanting a day off 🤣

That's funny

Oldie but goodie.

Not that funny and Alex is a lying, lazy sack of sh!t

Gay😐👎🏾

This is why texting is so dumb sometimes. He should have just called and left a message. People are stupid.

Alex knows how to play the game... hilarious.

Diabolical 🤣

That’s pure gold! If I had an employee do this to me I don’t know if I’d be angry or impressed.

The best excuse I've gotten away with is fishing in a watershed. 5 police departments came after me. I Uno/Reversed them and led them on a high speed chase to catch - me. In a cop car, giving them directions. It was amazing and terrifying.

fake but still funny

Not really.

It's funny.