This is so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

It's genuinely baffling that the shit he does isn't even satire and he's really just this god awful at games 😭

who even is this and is he usually this bad at games

WAIT ISNT THIS THE RAGEBAITER GUY WHO JUST ACTS DUMB FOR VIEWS

I got killed by a Michael today that threw knives and a pitchforks

It's legit confusing for a game or two but when you realize the real goal is to kill the NPCs before the human players can save them, and that Michael is more dangerous when you build up bloodlust, the game clicks and I love playing as Michael and catching the human players.

She was blinded and he didn’t mind game her….

Alternatively you could do the following: A - not pride chase B - leave the building Even if this is engagement bait, there’s bigger fry to fish than a civilian circling a couch.

Damn that dude just sucks

That is 100% a skill issue. 🤣 I will admit those knives aren't that good, but sorry withour stubborn she was done for there, she was using a perk to not die, because her goal is to survive, cry harder, or be smart and try to catch her offguard like Michael is meant to.

Honestly valid crash out

I REFUSE to believe he's genuinely this much of a dunce like he's HAD to have seen the posts that make fun of him and they get so much attention so he just keeps doing it

my biggest gripe by far. Love how this was a huge issue in F13. What better way to bring it back with a Horror icon who doesn’t FUCKING RUN

There’s no way this guy is a real person

Equip “Evil Presence” as Michael Myers. It pulls enemies closer to you for a brief moment & staggers them. Perfect for situations like this.

Skill issue

He’s like that idiot who needs the game to tell him exactly where to be

There are some who are trying to kill Halloween The Game. It happens with every asymmetrical horror game that comes out. Just send the clip to the devs. The fix maybe in the patch today. I would just leave the house, go get others and then return.

Genuienly surprised this dumb mf hasn't died of oxygen deprivation because even that seems too hard for him sometimes

He literally could’ve hit her a couple of times there and she would’ve been dead from one of them lmao. I hope he’s just trolling

bro never found the hatchet

cant you walk over the couch

Skill issue

Double back sonion

DSP never fails to make people laugh the worst gamer to ever exist on the planet hes a straight lol cow haha

Use evil presence or lawn darts

who told DSP about Halloween…….

God he’s so ass

It's called evil presence

i just hatchet them u get two tires

he's so dorky and cute i can't take it

Skill issue

You could've pump faked her really good, I believe you could've gotten her 🤷🏾‍♂️

Micheal can throw lawn darts and the hatchet, unfortunately he didn't have one or the other there