This is straight shit from a butt 😭

@circuslifeofliz Like this has to be satire 😭😭😭

How is “number one but that can’t be true” possible???😭😭😭😭😭

if charli xcx wrote the life of a showgirl:

I think I’m most upset at the fact that she changed “you’re only as hot as your last hit, baby” because that’s the literal epitome of the life of a showgirl, like what do you mean you didn’t like that lyric???

That fuckass guitar pmo, STRUM IT.

she turned powerful lyrics into something cringe, meaningless, with no story… honestly, the only thing she's got is the guts to show her face while singing that crap.

i'm... the... cat... on... your... hot... tin... roof...?

the lyrics don’t even make sense together

my question is what lyrics DOES she like…? she’s changing everything and making it horrible… what’s wrong w the lyric “do you think it’s forever?” like

Someone take that guitar AWAY from her

I don't have tiktok, but my kids tell me that when you experience something really bad like this you need to close the app so the algorithm knows this video is so bad it made people leave the whole app.

Yeah, she better not quit her day job

off topic people say taylor can't sing but then will cover her songs like this

Who told her she can sing... clown music

I love how she’s proving that songwriting is in fact very hard and that the original lyrics are just fine.

😹😹😹😹

She literally keeps changing any lyric that’s personal to Taylor to generic crap ChatGPT can come up with

literally ruins the meaning of the song by changing the lyrics to those shit out the butt ones

this is so crazy cuz elizabeth taylor is one of the newt on showgirl and the lyrical content is so good becuase its about encasing her legacy and her love life and being like this forever. it goes beyond our lifespans… Her life is history

she thought she's doing something with that fuckass strumming

her voice triggers me

She sounds like a drunk Melanie Martinez

“My Hollywood haven” this just pissed me off

The sassy head bobble at the end like she ate this is so terrible

Why don’t they write their own songs instead of “fixing” something that does not need it because it is subjective

oh so its satire

who's gonna tell her? someone has to be brutally honest on her comment

“Be my NY, my Hollywood haven”

“I’m the cat on your hot tin roof”

The way that she misinterprets each and every song is craaaazy like girl please give up

Like a whole new song and a bad one at that make it stop

If she’s so good why doesn’t she release an album?? 🤭

and the comments are gaslighting her saying it’s good