this is the best thing to happen to me

opened up my tiktok this morning and immediately screamed BIG GRETCH in glee

real as fuck

the reason she said she’s a fierce ally and not gay is because she wants to keep her relationship with you private

Spiral was my first ever gay bar & first ever paid standup gig! Fall of 2017 rip

omgggggg

That Great Lakes question was genius

YES BRING BACK WOKEISM WE'RE SO READY

Talking about a soggy tuck with Gretchen Whitmer, plssssss.

hold up why she kinda 😳