This is the most charming man in America

That was the longest minute of my entire life

My favourite part is when he gives up finishing his question and clears his throat in defeat

@ByYourLogic this bit made me physically ill

he has professor during office hours rizz

I honestly don’t know who I feel worse for here.

This is like one of Bills awkward sugar daddy dates

he's clearly so distracted by having a moderately cute 20something woman on his show that he can't actually spit words out

I know he’s literally getting high while recording, but my god, is Bill cooked or what. As for the Hawk Tuah girl, she seems sweet, but enough is enough already. She’s just not a particularly interesting person, at least in terms of being a public figure.

This man has the tolerance of a fifth grader