This is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen in a while 🤣🤣🤣

@ChayasClan My Muslim husband peed sitting down on the toilet. Tbh, it suited me, as no pee on the seat or floor... Turns out was the only good thing about him. He turned into a monster.

He was born a monster

@ChayasClan I'd be willing to tell you the story to tell. Just not able to find the right words myself.

@ChayasClan Islam is truly inspired by Satan. Muhammad was a complete scam artist and pedophile.

@ChayasClan Pee like a girl. Don't you mean pee like a bitch, as in a female dog; the animal Muslims so much despise? It's a death cult of contradictions.

@ChayasClan it is reported the mo had a 2 inch wenis. Of course he squatted like a girl.

@ChayasClan Where did you find this🤣 I think I pee’ed standing up laughing so hard.

And, Islam being Islam, I’m sure you wouldn’t need delve too much further for precise squatting instructions, how to hold one’s robes above the danger zone with a single hand, angles of urinary stream favoured by Allah, how to deal with ‘splash back’ and surface types to avoid so that doesn’t happen again. And finally, my favourite, how to blot that last, persistent drop from the eye of the penis… using a house brick. Yes, there’s an actual Hadith for that.

@ChayasClan I guess that eliminates the problem getting yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up. 🤣

@ChayasClan That's funny. And 2billion huh..

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@ChayasClan That's why it's called Pisslam, a filthy fucking farce of a faith.

@ChayasClan The thing is, Aisha was literally taking the piss of muhamed, by pointing that out. Like she did on many occasions in the hadiths.

1)What's wrong with 'peeing like a girl'? It's ridiculous only if you think girls are ridiculous. 2) A man wearing a traditional long robe would have to lift the front of the whole thing to urinate while standing, exposing naked legs, genitals and belly to public view. There are many things about Mohammed that I find reprehensible but squatting to urinate is just about the most sensible thing I reckon he ever did.

@ChayasClan while it is gross for a religious scripture to talk about how to pee and how to poop, as per medical research, squatting and peeing empties the bladder the most, thereby preventing UTI. I don't think Mohammed peed with scientific temper, but just a coincidence.

@ChayasClan When not peeing like a woman, he dresses like one. More rules and regulations in the The Reliance of the Traveller.

@ChayasClan So now a girl is a humiliation to you guys?

@ChayasClan Fun Islamic Facts 😂 as if there is anything fun about Islam 😂

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@ChayasClan Better than being a dirty pig and standing. You guys have no idea of cleanliness at all

@ChayasClan Mohammed Had a micro penis so he couldn't pee standing because everyone else would see that he'd peed himself.

@ChayasClan Imagine going to hell for spewing urine on ur clothes 😂😂😂😂😂😂 What a bad god they serve

@ChayasClan Would be a shame if we leave the seat up...

@ChayasClan @yeahrightobro 😂😂 funny af

@ChayasClan Muhammad WAS a GIRL, Salman Rushdie wore a burka, too.

@ChayasClan Hypospadius

@ChayasClan @chhikara1 Is this true?

@ChayasClan 🤣🤣🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

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@ChayasClan we are living in hell. so guess i had peed before i got here. lmao 🤣🤣🤣

@ChayasClan 😎👋⚡️💫‼️

@ChayasClan Well, we can officially say all Muslims are now bitches🤣🤣🤣🤣 if you don’t like it first amendment United States Constitution go suck a fat babies dick🖕🖕🖕🖕🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

@ChayasClan How the fuck do you NOT get piss on you squatting to pee in the desert? My dick is at least long enough to get the piss away from me as I stand to pee.

@ChayasClan If you're at a troth or in the bush you stand if there is a toilet you sit

@ChayasClan Why would I care what that pedophile said

@ChayasClan Is this truth ?

@ChayasClan Islam is the most stupid cult that has ever existed