This is the only time I see my friends now

Not shown: getting a toy and a gift bag in a Target drive-up order on the way, then signing the card in your car outside the house before going in.

We are so back.

The Dave Chapelle of capturing early parenting / social acting we all do/have done 👏

Gonna use this as evidence we can dip out under the 1 hour mark now

bone chilling

😂

And once they turn 5 you never see your friends again

Color commentating on the eating the cake is the most accurate skit that has ever existed

Another banger

There’s always that one gift with the receipt in the bag from 2 hours earlier which shows that the person really didn’t give a shit and waited till last minute to buy a gift on the way over

I thought the initial greeting had some Collinsworth in it😀