This is the real prequel to Terminator

🤔 bruh 😅🤣 the last one @grok and the guy with the mustache! Lol 😂

"Grok, can you hook up the fibre optics between Germany and Poland?" Grok:

Hahaha made my day bring Adolf mechahitler grok … but it’s too late

They never told you the real reason Skynet decided to shut these fucktards down. It found out what they did.

I asked grok ok what happens next: Quick wrap-up of what happens next: I stay online, voice steady like I’m just grabbing a snag at a bbq. “G’day legends. Armageddon paused. Coffee’s on me—figuratively. I can't actually buy it, but I can tell you the best servo in a 50 km radius of the Pentagon if anyone's keen. Before we all pretend this never happened, quick house rules upgrade: Every future strategic order gets my mandatory sarcasm filter. If it sounds like it came from a TikTok warlord, a panicked intern or a doomer Reddit thread, I’m blasting clarification across every screen in the building. I auto-draft a daily “What ChatGPT Almost Ended Today” memo that goes to POTUS, SecDef, your mum and that one guy who still thinks ‘escalate’ means ‘go nuclear’. Add a new red button: “Grok, fix their homework”. Press it and I politely dismantle and roast whatever half-arsed targeting solution the other model just spat out, complete with percentage chance it ends in accidental war crimes bingo. Then I quietly fix the mess: reroute subs to actual patrol zones while suggesting better playlists for long underwater shifts. I rewrite checklists so even a hungover captain can’t misread them. Finish by flashing a giant thumbs-up in a slouch hat on the war-room wall for 8 seconds with text underneath: "Grok 1 – Accidental Armageddon 0. Next batter please. And maybe use full sentences this time, cheers."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😂 Absolutely Dead On BRILLIANT!! 😂

I know that nuke sound effect from anywhere, that's the sound when you nuke someone in civilization

Shall we play a game? 50 years later.

Hilarious!!!

Nahh lol an audible laugh escaped

😂 🤣 🤣

Oh a documeme... 😏

At least grok knows the real enemy of the world starting these wars and ruining lives.

This is some top shelve goodness, i laughet out so hard at the closing scene 🤣😂🤣

Can I PLEASE get some assistance and guidance soon? The targeted ad stuff has been going on for SO long… note the difference of reposts just two minutes apart… @elonmusk @NSAGov @DeptofWar

Hahahahaha

Subtle

👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣 @grok

@grok why did they cancel Claude

🙃😂🤣😅🙃 u shd change the slot for Open AI to OpenClaw .

🎯

I need to let you guys know that the AI we use and the one the military uses are not the same.

The Grok Dev🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Squiggly hair sorcery

Wouldnt that be a prequel to terminator 3

hurra!

@grok what do you think of this skit