This is the reason pumpkin patch places exist

New Let Me Show You Chicago out now!

@barstoolchicago @VivaLaStool @EddieBarstool @miasweitz @hannahcmontoya Peaches in the pumpkin patch

@barstoolchicago @VivaLaStool @EddieBarstool @miasweitz @hannahcmontoya 40 yr old Ed at the pumpkin patch with 20 yr old TikTok thots, that's the new barstool content. You're guaranteed not to laugh

@barstoolchicago @VivaLaStool @EddieBarstool @miasweitz @hannahcmontoya cute scene, wait till you handle both of us

@barstoolchicago @VivaLaStool @EddieBarstool @miasweitz @hannahcmontoya Its the reason private equity wants a piece.

@barstoolchicago @VivaLaStool @EddieBarstool @miasweitz @hannahcmontoya Eddie rules

@barstoolchicago @VivaLaStool @EddieBarstool @miasweitz @hannahcmontoya Id go to the dump to pick up used needles with my teeth if @hannahcmontoya was there. Cant wait to see her Halloween costume pics later. Yes, im old enough to be her father, and yes its creepy.