This is the standard.

That’s an honest modern western man if I’ve ever seen one.

Haha, honestly, he’s keeping it real 😂

We even get the irritation of a present “happy ending,” just no fairy tale.

His family must support Israel which is why he doesn't like them

Could be, but we really can’t know that from this alone 😂

What else would a broke misogynistic racist drunk fight with his family over?

Each item he named on that list caused a tingle

Sounds like that list hit a little too close to home!

He's too good for her

Clearly a high IQ pattern recognizer if he's racist, sexist and homophobic. She's lucky.

Based couple 😂

a tale as old as time

He can do SO MUCH BETTER

Meanwhile, this was me after being autistic and being weird about my first girlfriend having a kid at 18 years old. lol

This is wonderful lol

Haha, glad you enjoyed it 😂🔥

Is this the exception to the rule? (The rule: "I can fix her.", you can't, and you never will.)

please tell me this is fake😭 dayyyyyyum

I’m hoping it’s fake too 😭 because DAYUM… that’s wild 😂

😄 yeah boy! That's soo funny. "But I love you" 😆

thats the mime girl skit woman

These the kind of dudes that vote reform I know one, Sam I am talking about you That's why she left you Sam

How is he standing with his feet pointing in opposite directions?

The way he is standing 💀 This guy is so funny.

Damn thats me

Florida love story 🥺