This is what my brain hears when someone is trying to explain math, card games, board games, rules of any kind, or cryptocurrency.

I need to memorize this entire monologue ... then the next time someone asks me about "how is work?" at Thanksgiving i can spit it out in it's entirety!!! (Yeah, i'm the family menace).

Lets work on memorizing this and sounding impressive yet confusing.

It's like you like in my head with that statement :p

@JebraFaushay Dont take the fun of the challenge out of it :p

He is WRONG! the "differential durddle spring" is actually powered by the flux capacitor not the 6 lines interfacing with the "amberfacient lunar wrange". Shhsh get it low IQ moron. Great Scott!

I had a legit 400 point difference between verbal and math SAT scores. My high school counselor burst out laughing when he saw them, that bitch😱😂😂😂😂

I didnt even try for the math.

Sounds a little like a Biden speech.

As an industrial PR guy who writes shit like this, I can't applaud this video enough.

My very mature self laughs every time I hear him say 'dingle arm'

Damn it, where is the flux capacitor. You can get one at your auto parts store:

This is any conversation around "marketing strategies" for me. ~_~ Bunch of nonsense jargon the only purpose of which is to impress whichever executive is responsible for deciding who in the marketing team gets to keep their job.

I really hate it when my girdle spring weakens & sags. 🥺

There was a sequel to this. The "Hyper" encabulator.

I bet he’s talking nonsense and secretly laughing at those who pretend they know exactly what he means.

Patriot (series): The pipe flange presentation

Amen. And I'm an it guy

replacing the differential girdle spring is a 12 hour job, you don't want to make any mistakes.

OnlyFans server farm?

The finger motions are helpful 😳😂

😂🤣

Especially crypto

Lotus Odeltoids?!?!??! Everyone know those are shit! They'll ruin your stater!

This was my favorite for a long time. I even gave it a shootout in my Sci-fi novella Freemason : a possible future. Haha it always cracks me up.

Can concur

Today's board games are fucking insane. I would rather try to cram 3 years of contract law school into an evening than attempt to learn the rules of one of these games after a single, perfunctory reading by some smug asshole who's already mastered the game. "If you land on a blue territory that is NOT claimed by a Middle Earth Empire that is still in play, and you have the green token, and your previous roll was a prime number, and the castle keep you land on is half the cube root of the number showing on the octagonal die away from the nearest Stone of Redemption, then you can roll six dice, but only if you have cards representing 3 archers, 2 knights, and a squire. If you have a cavalry card, it may override one archer or two squires, but the squires have to be from different shires, and must have been acquired on alternate turns. If, on the other hand, you land on a blue territory that is IS claimed by a Middle Earth Empire that is still in play . . . . Shoot me now.

🤣 Kamala Harris, but not drunk.

😂

You never disappoint, elevator music.

I'm pretty sure the Starship Enterprise was powered by prefamulated amulite.

Board games all the way.

Hilarious

Or when a libtard defines a semi auto rifle!! 😂😂🤣

crypto is a scam used to bait people into digital currencies, and non-existent currencies. When else would you give people your money for an invisible product? ok, religion, but besides that?

This is algebra talking in my head. Or trying to program the tv, it’s the same talk