This is what she does when she goes to a hotel

Or you could just carry a firearm 🤔🥴

Just fucking stay home if you’re this terrified of life

So in case of fire she's screwed

What’s the point of renting hotel if you don’t feel safe

She forgot to check for bedbugs.

When does she get some sleep, looks like she’s setting up traps all night. Lol

The first thing I do when I get to my hotel room at night is take off my clothes and put on shorts. 2nd thing is get in bed and go to sleep.

Staying in Detroit, I see.

She forgot to UV the bed sheets. 😆

She’s screwed if there’s a an emergency and she has to get out of there

Worried about being spied upon but took time to change her clothes first. 🤣🤣

She really does this stuff. I follow her everywhere she goes

Like who has all the time to do all this on a normal day. You can say First thing to do when you are a spy in another country, or have embezzled public funds as a civil servant on the run or when you lied to your wife you are on an official trip whereas you lodge with a side chick 😅..

Dafuq she think she is, James Bond?

I know a Cartel’s trynna hunt her down, i just can’t prove it

She didn't use an ultraviolet light to check for bedbugs. She's not very thorough. 🤣😂

Who the fuck are you hiding from, John Wick?

I hope there isn't a fire... She did give me a few ideas though. 🤣

All that and didnt even check for bed bugs

What I do when I go to a hotel.

No surprise she's alone

when the fire alarm goes off she get's turned into bacon trying to get out of her room.

yes and if there's a fire good luck on getting out of that room quickly.

Is she the president? No one cares about you chica

And then, this #genius puts her head on the pillow, opens on #TikTok and #Instagram, allows both apps acces to her camera and microphone at all times, clicks on Agree With All Terms and finally clicks on Accept Personalised Ads 🤣 #SayGoodbyeToPrivacy #SnowdenWarnedUs

Gets changed into her PJs then checks room for cameras

I would love it if there was a jump cut and she was actually in a padded room in a mental hospital.

Stop doing meth

Just go home 🙃

“All unnecessary purchases linked in my Amazon storefront.”

A tad bit much

Just a tad of over-kill!😆

Is she waiting for an assassin or something? That's just ridiculous.

You should stay home.