This is who you’re trading against

I love the little "if you're new here" as if buying $GME after a 400% move in 2 days is a pro level move 😅

this is actually a little bit sad, a lot of people are gonna be rekt on that one

Thanks for playing kid

yeah, seen him before. he should have good investing advice.

This is good for us. The dumber they are, the better

I wish I could "Who knows right?" my way through life. Feels like a super power.

Oh look guys, it's my exit liquidity!

"who knows, right?" the people dumping on you know bro. they know.

This is my quant

Unfortunately he will learn the hard way. It’s a real pity that schools don’t give basic investing education. 😔