This is why we still have a ram crisis btw

Ordinarily I would agree with you, but they made the mosquito inside of the amber fat and it sent me into orbit

Why is this guy missing from the clips?

Even the fucking mosquito! LOL

Bariatric Park

>the fat mosquito okay, that got me i wasnt expecting it. LIKE YOU RIGHT, but fuck that's funny.

The real fat people get left behind. Fucking tragedy.

Parque gordasico si existe 😮

@notanyoneuknawh It’s worth it. Sweet baby Jesus… it’s WORTH IT.

Was waiting for this in pork size lol 😹

Ramifications

This level of detail is true storytelling.

This part had me in tears 😂 Snatching her snacky-snack

Why didn't they have Newman in there? Wouldn't have had to change anything for him.

Credit: @fatfilmsparody

I saw a movie a while back called Jurassic Pork but it had a whole different vibe.

@MarkW_E01 What’s funny is recent studies suggest T-Rex may have actually been built like that

Even the mosquito was fat lmao

Life finds a weigh.🤣

@antiartificial

Jurassic Clay

RAM crisis averted for few seconds

Must go fatter.

Notice that Nedry isn’t in this because nothing would look different.

Fat bodies are not costumes or punchlines. This is hateful and deeply problematic. Delete this now or I’m reporting this account.

Parque Gordácico

"Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear"

These are anatomically correct dinosaurs. Spielberg made them thinner to sell more tickets.

So not worth being able to afford a family computer anymore...

Stayed to see if it was called Jurassic pork. I was not disappointed

That T-Rex is actually more scientific accurate. He was very chubby.

They should make Newman skinny. 😆 🤣

Jurassic Lard