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This jelly-donut-stuffed leftist just warned Uncle Sam: ‘Draft me and I’ll turn into a human campfire in front of the recruits—lifetime trauma for everyone!’ Bro thinks he’s the ultimate 4F deferment: too filled with cream to fight, too flammable to draft. 😂🍩

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