This joke is really happened in the show btw :

SpongeBob is going to outlive everyone he knows.

Why tf did Mr Krabs get scared. What even is the context?

It's an episode about superstitions

I always get a little smile whenever they throw a marine biology fact in randomly

Some of the best spongebob jokes are just real sea animals facts

I'm surprised at how close this joke was to a classic spongebob type

So Spongebob's grandpa is dead but the one from 4 generations ago is still kicking?

DEAD MAN'S TIE

every time i see a modern spongebob clip on the timeline i'm afraid to click on the replies because i just know it'll be filled with the stupidest fucking takes on the planet by mossbrained morons who haven't watched the show since license to milkshake

SpongeBob is in his 20s. Realistically, he would be 40 this year

Squidward’s face says he already knew he’d be clocking in for SpongeBob’s 180th birthday 😭

if humans live 80 years on average, spongebob is 20 years old in human years.

I wonder if he knows the grandma's grandma.

T-the end is WHAT?

Holy crap, is that actually the first time this show stuck to a science fact and not just this?

Did he just say

SpongeBob’s great great grandpa:

Thats why when people say he's a grown ass man I remind them he's still biologically a child

"This show does nothing with it's underwater setting anymore"

@Swag_K1RBY Meanwhile Mr. Krabs and Squidward should’ve BEEN dead.

No it fucking didn't. If it didn't happen in the OG 2000s SpongeBob it didn't happen at all.

Damn Tom Kenny’s voice has changed so much

I fucking hate new SpongeBob

THE END IS WHAT

Modern SpongeBob fucking sucks holy shit

I bet squidward woke up that night in a cold sweat

Finally a good modern SpongeBob joke

this comment section be like mr krabs pull yourself together

"Haha I'm going to outlive you Squidward"

How old is this episode? He sounds so different

This joke would’ve made Stephen Hillenburg proud

That’s a cool fact