This just in 🗣️

“How bad are we talking?” He was willing to chance it there for a second

everything has salmonella... except for the salmon. that just has listeria

Charlie we can just eat paper it hasn't been recalled yet by the way

Coffee and brandy still good

Can’t eat anything anymore

I go through this too. But at least we got our beer brats

And...tofu recall 😂

Just for Americans :) The rest of us in the civilized world seemed to have figured out that rules and regulations make sense and don’t vote in unqualified idiots. Fuck America, from Canada 🍁

“Bread has metal in it” yeah, so does my blood, it’s called iron

MAHA is the reason

This just in: dihydrogen monoxide is present in every death ever!

I've been eating it for over 26 years... and I ain't dead yet! KISS OFF!! ( would throw the chair at him if he opens his gob again ! )

When "Keep 'er movin'." is in your gut.

This was planned - Chapter 10 of Project 2025 ( start around page 290 )

@danstewart13 Accurate. 😂

I see the Brewers hat, and completely off topic, but I have new neighbors from Wisconsin and they really like the Brewers. I don’t really watch baseball that much but I really like them, so any topics or suggestions for conversation during my next interaction with em?

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I don’t care if this is political. This is what happens when we let a guy who had a fucking brain worm literally, hold the position of power that he has

There's a special part of raccoons ...

That’s why I hate the internet

Beer hurt nobody

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Beachass 🤔

....wait WHATS WRONG WITH THE BEER!?

*in the USA

😄 😆 That's mostly what it is like now.

Yes, you're country is more than fucked

"Has metal in it"... which ones? Iron? Copper? Calcium? Anything else we need to survive? Should be more specific.

Hmmmm I wonder who and what party are responsible for this, truly a mistery

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