This kind of energy keeps marriages afloat 🙌😂

“Count down from 15” “Okay… 3..2…1” 💀💀💀

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She jumped early. Invalid

She started before time

Hes been letting her win for years

She cheats

“Let’s put boiling water into plastic but complain and ask why are we getting cancer”

So true lol when you can let your guard down and be free with someone. You've hit the lotto. Keep her bro. Keep him sis

Brew a pot of coffee you lazy cunts. There’s enough plastic in both your old ass bodies. Why do I hate this so much? It’s the square footage of their kitchen, that’s why I hate them. Fuck me.

Make her a sandwich

I need this