This landlady wasn’t expecting a call from me…

Gimmicks gimmicks and more gimmicks. The country is heading towards Hell and you're faffing about. More and more i am convinced you are in the way and will not solve a thing.

Next up, photo op flipping burgers at McDonald's

i promise you never heard this yet

Poor lady.

You'd eat a plate of dog shit if there was a photo opportunity in it.

What I’d love to see is an unexpected call to Rupert Lowe, in which you apologise profusely.

Isn't it good Labour have given councils an extra £1bn for 2025/26 to reduce and prevent homelessness. On top of that is over £5bn for the Affordable Homes Programme. @UKLabour delivering for the British people. Yet you want to spend that on auditors. Shameful.

Of course she wasn't. It's not Halloween

Poundland trump 💀

Is it true Zia butt fucks you on the daily?

Did she request your "up the ra" clip 🧐🤔