This made me gag.

Why does she keep calling them hot dogs sausages?

I wish I knew

Whomever is selling her #heavycream and #creamcheese has a strong #fraud game.

That wasn’t heavy cream. That wasn’t cream cheese. That wasn’t mozzarella. 7.05 oz is a stupid measurement. Nobody bakes anything 355°.

There are a few words in here she doesn’t know the meaning of but the top three are recipe, saussage, and seasoning. 🤢

I always feel my arteries slamming shut and shouting NOOOOOO

Snack? This is like 10000 calories.

I thought they were carrots.

That's a lot of extra steps just to throw in the garbage.

I like a good hotdog. These are not good hotdogs. Hell, I'm not even sure it qualifies as food and I'm from Louisiana where we eat just about anything.