This makes me laugh until I puke

my favorite is “my back teeth are floating” which means i gotta piss

It's hotter than a fly jogging on a pig's ass in the Alabama heat.

That there comedy is as fine as frog hair split four ways. Y’all be careful now. There’s fixin to be a gullyworsher later on! I learned all that 2 hours into living in Tennessee. Lots of frog stuff in these euphemisms.

“It’s colder than a witch’s titty in a glass bra” has always been a favorite of mine

@johnnypemberton is the best!

Got my good deep laugh in today. Thanks

A racoon in a rat trap with its it's tail up its own ass is worth 3 buckets of hot spit and a spicy night out with LucyAnne when she's done with her brother father

Thought you all were riffing on Theo 🤣🤣🤣

I used to get told I was goofier than a twice run over dog.

Pemberton is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣