This might not be the book people expected me to write. It's about something universal — the messiness of becoming who we are. Young Man in a Hurry is out February 2026. Pre-order it here:

Is Harry Weinstein in the book? Is there advice to young men on NOT how to sit? Is the book on HOW TO FUCK UP A GREAT STATE IN 6 YEARS? Or maybe on how to be a sausage wallet? Tell us about it Queen… 🤡

I think people expected you to be governor…

As Gavin tries to rewrite his bio in preparation for his Presidential run, here's some truth from an interview with his father in 2003.

Did you write about your drinking problem and Harvey Weinstein?

Newsom has all the time in the World for anything other than his actual job.

Great to see your priorities in order….. only one house has been rebuilt from the Palisades fire. Now we know what you’ve been doing.

How does the Governor of the most populous state in the US even have time to write a book? Not to mention have his own podcast.

We already know you’re a scumbag. No book necessary.

Oh…

"How to Be a Hustler: a Story of Wonderbread and Mac and Cheese"

Does it entail how you became Olympic breakdancing champion?

Do you talk about Harvey pegging your wife? How about you pegging your best friends wife? You’re scum.

Translation: Governor whose largest city suffered its worst disaster in modern history, somehow had the time and energy to write a book about his favorite subject (himself) and start a podcast, but do nothing to facilitate actual rebuilding, is now obviously running for president

Does it come in two ply?

I am also writing my autobiography and it will include in great detail how Gavin Newsom destroyed California.

Is there a chapter dedicated to the innocent people who have been k*lied by illegal immigrants given CDL'S in California when they don't speak, write, or read English?🤔

Good luck with the book sales. Wishing you the best in your road to the White House. It will be a huge job to “unfuck” the country.

This young man?

Does it tell help men determine which of their friends wives are worth sleeping with?

@krassenstein

You’re quite the author

Go fuck yourself. This is the most disgusting thing I’ve seen today. My state is crumbling day by day because of YOU! Glad you had fucking time to write a little book about yourself. California has the highest taxes, gas prices, number of illegal aliens, homeless and corrupt politicians. Gavin, you are a piece of shit.

This you ?

The most incompetent governor in the world the highest paid in US history as a governor and the most retarded Gavin newscum 😂🤡

universal? bro u were raised with oil/getty money with political and business connections everywhere without financial struggle a day in ur life. cannot believe blue trump is gonna be the next president. i cant think of a current phonier politician lol w/e america deserves it

You're the worst governor in California history. You did CUT BUDGET of California FIRE prevention by $143,900,000 to advance your charade agenda.

Gavin, you ARE the perfect next President. I just asked my husband for your book for Xmas.

Does it help men navigate their careers while ignoring their cancer riddled mom and advise on how to assist their mom in committing suicide?

Ain't nobody reading your gay book, Gavin.