This motherf*cking lifeguard is NOT real.

Vibrating underwear

Bro what is this community note?

Pool scanning. 100% normal.

Fentanyl hitting hard

Took one too many xanexs.

I was a lifeguard for 2 years, she’s just exaggerating what is called “scanning” left, right, up, down, to make sure no one is drowning, she’s just being extra lol, also you have to do this the entire hour or so at a post or you’ll lose your job

Man just exposing lady doing a good job at work

She moves like a machine

This is NOT any type of behavior from a lifeguard I’ve ever seen!! Normal behavior lmao.. no way!!