This new Van Dijk song is an absolute banger!

The fact he’s filming in London sums it up really.

They're honestly weirder than religious people and that takes some doing....

My eyes and ears!!!!

Bunch of mongs

@andy_heron Lock him up now 🤮🤮🤮

Holy ffffff this mans hard drive is chockas

Did he use auto tune?

They can't help Whoppers.

And I thought the Darwin Nunez song was good .........

Is this real? 😂

Wow

Wow… just wow 🫣

Wow, just wow. I’m so glad that I’m a blue, how embarrassing are this lot.

"every club has a minority of massive virgins who let the rest of the fan base down" 🙃

He’s not singing with enough conviction. 2/10

@FalconBluesTV And they call this fella Virgin Van Dijk.

This can't be real.

They walk among us. Search his hard drive asap.

I need the Samaritans after that ….ta

Oh, my days. He's worse than that darwin nunnnnyessss bellend

🤣🤣🤣👍

My fkin ears .What kind of fkin 🔔🔚is he. .

Bastard my gout toes just curled,I’m in agony now.😂

@dempster1969 OMFG 🤣🤣

Oh dear 🤣

If Monday was a song

@FalconBluesTV 😂😂

Kopite behaviour of the lowest quality.

We call him Virgil van Dijk when His name is Virgil van Dijk. "His name is" and "We call him" have the same number of syllables, so why not just fucking say "His name is" Never mind, your song's shite, didn't need the video to tell me you're a southerner.

Needs reporting to PREVENT