This one made me chuckle

The Earth is about 8,000 miles in diameter.

This is correct

🤣😂 brilliant delivery lmao. brilliant delivery

Hilarious😂😂😂

😂 😂 😂.. I'm in tears

😂😂😂

My stomach hurts.

Hilarious, I did not see it coming 😂😂😂

The closest planet is about 24 million miles away

This is incorrect, planets follow elliptical orbits so they are always different distances depending on their orbital cycle. And it’s a joke. So who cares?

😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

😂😂😂😂

@Gerard_D_

That is hilarious! Well done mate.

Totally agree

"diameter" - then draws a circle with his hand/arm.

He suffers from circumferenceaphobia

@patchandfelix