this one’s funnier though

“After my wife’s miscarriage I don’t want ANYONE to have kids” fucking tears the first time I heard that shit

Should've started with the Yankees remark

I've not seen anything from Ted outside of clips. It's always amusing to me to see people just accepting that there's a sentient, living teddy bear without question.

people simply moved on after he briefly became a national celebrity, thats how the show makes it so that everyone knows him and doesn’t freak out from the fact that he’s a magical talking teddy bear

Alright, so that explains why people just accept that he exists, but not that he's suddenly here. I imagine it's like you're out in public and suddenly Dwayne Johnson is pulling some shenanigans and nobody so much as gives him a second glance.

"I've always found your stance on this extreme, but as a Yankees fan I support it" is so great.

It was very sweet of them to get beat up just so Blaire could get inside

I love the running gag of John making up a miscarriage every time they have to dress up for their schemes.

they weren’t gonna do anything until Ted mentioned that he’s a Yankees fan (understandable)

And the fact that the angry mob literally fell for it makes it even funnier!

You're starting to convince me to watch the Ted series, it seems like it's gonna give me a good laugh hahah

They’re both icons for this

Its actually so sweet how they help their sister all the time

fucking god this show is good

I never know where any of these jokes will go 😭

genuinely how some people view abortions

does nobody in this universe find it odd that theres a walking talking teddy bear

as a yankee fan 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m glad mfs are are realizing how funny Seth McFarland is

@grok what the movie

Why does Johnny always make it worse 🤣🤣