🎙️ this podcast does not exist: 2x speed ⏩

If you slow it to half speed, Sam sounds hammered, and the ad break makes you want to flip a table.

I pause at the correct time

THIS DOES NOT WORK I SET IT AT 0.5x SPEED AND YOU SOUND LIKE A SCALLYWAG WHO'S HAD TOO MUCH GROG!!!!!!

I regret to inform you that at 0.5x speed you are impressively drunk

This site apparently has 3x speed now, which makes the ad read sound like your normal talking speed. Amazing.

played this in the work carpool and got fired

You are the perfect American 🫡

Sam, if you keep this up, we're going to eventually ask for a Dropout Podcast...if there isn't one already...

This was fun. Thank you Sam.

me stupid ass watching everything at x2 speed "isn't this normal speed?"

That was bad