This really happened

Does Chef not offer a — hamburger?

Chef only believes in cheeseburgers

The first time I went to in-n-out I told the counter guy "I just want bread and cheese on it, nothing else" I was given bread cheese bread, no meat. I was mad for weeks, maybe months.

yknow i think im lucky that when I worked at a restraunt as a dishwasher all my chefs were literally so kind and did not give a fuck about what customers wanted. If there was a really weird one they'd ask for clarification but they still made it. Great guys :)

Lmao a high five without smiling is assault

I mean Chef is right

I knew a "chef" who said that when he cheffed at some bar, if someone asked for a hamburger, he'd make a cheeseburger because they didn't say no cheese. What a jackass.

"I'm not saying no. We're not supposed to say no" That was either real fear from past experiences or this woman needs an Oscar

I'm so sorry you had to experience this is real life. But I'm also conflictedly happy about your recreation of the event.