This Restaurant Just Knocked My Dick Off

I know I’m not the best dressed dp But the scarf isn’t it. You look better without it. Looks like you are trying to hard. Also makes you look older. #moretocome

Honestly you just don’t understand how much better Italian food is compared to anything you get in the US. You have to experience it.

Had a Veal Scallopini at Bistrot Caraibes in Grand Case, St. Martin last night that will put your dick in a blender.

The broom and dust pan you’ll be needing

I feel like Italian Dave needs to bring back the Frannie Lydon ‘stache. Goes with the scarf. Ciao!

best country in the world to visit

American suddenly realising European cuisine knocks all the American crap out the park…

Best thing you’ve ever had?