This sales pitch might work on me

On Sale Now!

Kinda makes reloading the shell more difficult but I like the energy.

That guy is cooler than I'll ever be

Then do I have the salesman for you!

Nice. I'd buy it! I would also still buy from this guy.

...That's, uh. That's something.

He got hooked on skeet. I miss that guy.

That seems like a very dishonest presentation to me. He claimed to be shooting his last clay target while having an entire table of targets next to him. What else is he lying about? Is that mustache even real?

That guy fucks