this tiktok has me in tears

israeli salad

the “israeli” couscous actually originated in Palestine, not Morocco. it’s really a dish called “Maftoul” that has a pearl shape and texture that differs from the Moroccan style of couscous. Moroccans migrated to the area and brought couscous, and the Palestinians adapted it.

last guy actually made me physically recoil

The prophecy of these foods was promised to them 3000 years ago!

Of course they don't feel bad stealing from us. The Talmud states that Jews are permitted to steal from non-Jews.

Literally no one is talking about how they all are Americans

Cucumber and tomato being ur favorite food is the lamest thing imagineable since the musk desantis teamup.

them niggas really got nothing original

I saw that too bruh like they really tryna steal brisket from Texas 😂

i hate to be the one to go "erm actually" but there's actually another type of brisket, known commonly as jewish brisket still not israeli tho, it originated god knows where in 1700s europe

The last guy is so excited about his shitty salad

"cucumbers tomato!" Those are two things that where even havalible until culombus discovered america 😭

"what's your favorite American food?" "french fries"

this made me try googling israeli food and i couldn't find shit either

I can't believe this is how I found out Brisket is a Jewish dish

brisket! [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

brisket!

Me when the country that’s only exist for 80 years and is populated by ethnicity that was spread out across Europe and the Middle East has no well established traditional dish:

Cultural appropriation aside, funny how each food in the video corresponds to a country, while brisket corresponds to texas, hmm i wonder what is the nationality of the person who made the video

tf even is the polish one ive never ever seen it

this shits probably funny af if you have zero understanding of jewish culture and history

Didn't expect to be flashed by my deadname

God promised them that salad many years ago

Like more then half of these countries are wrong

what kind of schnitzel do they eat in israel? thats basically a pork fritter & they dont eat pork

schnitzel is literally austrias signature dish

@youwouldntpost 1) All of these are either middle eastern or Jewish foods. 2) It’s perfectly fine to say your favorite Lebanese dish is falafel even if it originated in Egypt 3) Your own video is inconsistent. Brisket was introduced to Texas by Ashkenazi Jews. Does that mean it’s not “Texan”?

israeli couscous is like the one example of an actual original israeli culinary creation tbh

fake country with a made up culture

Fake because nobody on earth’s favorite food with any number of qualifiers attached will ever be gefilte fish

Also: Begun, the Hummus Wars have

when i first watched this video i thought they said "what's your favorite australian food" and i was insanely confused and thought australians had no unique food

How many layers of mental gymnastics do you need to engage in to claim matzo ball soup is Lithuanian and gefilte fish is Polish?