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This took me a second ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Amiri King ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Amiri King1 ๅนดๅ‰

While Iโ€™ve got you check out my online dispensary. 100% satisfaction guarantee on all products. ๐Ÿซก I ship to every state in the US. 10x better than your dispensary and 10x cheaper. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป

๐Ÿ”ฅ1776๐Ÿ”ฅ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐Ÿ”ฅ1776๐Ÿ”ฅ1 ๅนดๅ‰

Holy shit we men really are wired differently. Who picks up tongs and doesnโ€™t clink em?? Psychopath.

Jillian โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฉต ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Jillian โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฉต1 ๅนดๅ‰

Gotta clank the tongs, toss the football, open the tape measure, drink milk from jug, swing the bat and do a lil vroom vroom with the screw driver. Did I get it right?

0mega6 ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
0mega61 ๅนดๅ‰

For those of you confused, the only one she got right was the tape measure. Hope that helps.

DangeRuss ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
DangeRuss ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ1 ๅนดๅ‰

this is why women shouldn't run the country.

Amiri King ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Amiri King1 ๅนดๅ‰

@rjones0456 Losers. All of them.

Aleksandr Miguel ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ฤ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Aleksandr Miguel ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ฤ1 ๅนดๅ‰

One way to know she doesn't have a penis. This should be done before any first date.

Chris ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Chris1 ๅนดๅ‰

She didnโ€™t take a drink out of the milk and instead poured it in a cup? What am I missing? ๐Ÿ˜‚ roast me if necessary Iโ€™m here for it

Amiri King ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Amiri King1 ๅนดๅ‰

Didnโ€™t clink the tongs, she didnโ€™t flip/toss the ball around, she did use the tape measure, she didnโ€™t drink from the jug, she didnโ€™t check a swing with the bat or wiggle it at her shoulder, and she didnโ€™t activate the drill. ๐Ÿ˜‚

MzFitz ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I'm a woman. The minute she didn't click the tongs, I knew what was happening. lol too, be fair, I would have failed with the ball and the milk.

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