This was a hard one….

Help keep your respective town intact

you're being so brave about this

I will personally buy every ticket if you come to Dallas 🫡

i have this bookmarked bc it is SO funny to me. i watch it every time i'm in a bad mood

Come to Brazil!

Can you switch all of your tour locations to the former Confederacy? (sorry, I hope that doesn’t include your home town) ‘John Early’s MAGA town tour’ … 😁

Wow never had cause to block someone so fast before

Intentionally not buying a ticket and encouraging others in my town to do so. I'm sorry, this isn't personal. We must burn.

As long as I’ve known you, you’ve always cared about one thing: towns Also, this ad appeared directly below your post on this illustrious website.

And the Respective Towns care about you. I saw the follow up email that said if you don't book a date in Kansas City, the same govt. agency will burn us down...since we couldn't garner a tour date. I'm not afraid for me. I'm afraid for KC's children...they are the future.