This was my best work

Draugrs in the tomb when you pull the switch out on them

You know trinkets, odds and ends, that sort of thing.

you’re so edtwt coded

No shade but i’m not 16 i’m an adult man with rent to pay i don’t have time for that shit

Honestly the girlfriend part is more believable than the “dinner” part

"it's worth it for 💅herrrrr💅"

Thanks for doing all of this for me baby it was an amazing date and you looked so handsome🥰🥰

anything for you darling…

Y u lying like that still girlfriend then posting no guys flirt cuz you be sticking w the girlfriend “joke” 😭

Not to nag, but did you ever sort out your car registration?

No