Those who do not learn from history

Many thanks to my friend Kelsey Stewart for editing this, and of course here are those tour dates again

Bermuda 🩳

On the plus side I loved you in one direction 👍

Hear me out: -Ask @Bobby_Seagull to coach you -Smash celeb Who Wants To Be A Millionaire; overnight national hero -Write redemption arc autobio -Sell rights to Working Title -Ben Whishaw plays you in the movie (obvs); emotional crescendo filmed at Eton -BAFTAs & trebles all round

Incredibly harrowing watch.

@cam

In your slight defence (although it doesn’t help much) the small boneS that form the spine are surely verterbrae not the singular vertebra? @RomeshRanga

Yeah but have you ever had the same question? 😂

You can take the boy out of Swindon..