Thought I recognised this chap from Sunderland. It’s Clem He was our professional village idiot about 10 years ago. Clem was very good: He sniffed horses Ate cardboard Leaked Smelled of eggs And spaffed on hedges. He’s obviously gone into politics now. 🤔

He is exactly what Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson would have been without an Eton education/indoctrination.

Thank god Clem has been able to progress in life, village idiot to professional village idiot, the world is now his oyster but will more likely to be found licking carpets in Witherspoons.

One of the more outstanding achievements of the Thatcher years #AllGloryToTheTory

I was under the impression he’d just finished his PhD in Philosophy and currently seeking opportunities in Philanthropy. Maybe that’s someone else.

I assume that English is not his first language.

To my mind the rot set in when David Dimbleby got himself a tattoo. Been downhill ever since. Now look where it’s taken the nation. No doubt Starmer has one. And Reeves. And that Green woman. Off to hell in a handcart. We need a war. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

England tattooed on one side, Nazi symbol on the other. "I Want My Third Reich Back!"

Lovely to see that he's on a nationwide tour and sharing his zen like wisdom with us all

I remember him, having to divert my walk through the village with poodles my sauage dog. Clem would attempt to spaff over poodles. He would shout "I've been sanctioned again"